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The Quotable Landon, Volume I

The Quotable Landon.  One of the best parts of having a small child is listening to them discover language. At his three year check up, his pediatrician flattered my mommy ego by complimenting his vocabulary and outgoing nature.  He talks as quickly as his mother, but loves color and design like his father. Seriously, this child cuts better paper than I can.   He's not a performer, so in lieu of letting Lando corral everyone into his chatterbox corner, here are a few of his maxims. *While chatting with his reflection in the mirror.* "My name is Wando. You are Wandon. Wando.  Wandon." "Who am I?" "You're Susie. Mommy. Babe." "Mommy, you are soooo pretty. You're pretty, just like Carol." "I'll take it, son." *Hugs me tightly, whilst beaming angelically.* "Mommy went potty all by herself! Good job, Mommy!" "No, you watched me the whole time."  "You should shut the door, Momm